{"id":1425,"date":"2009-04-12T21:36:08","date_gmt":"2009-04-12T19:36:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.veni.com\/?p=1425"},"modified":"2009-04-12T21:36:08","modified_gmt":"2009-04-12T19:36:08","slug":"the-somali-pirates-and-how-to-win-that-war","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.veni.com\/?p=1425","title":{"rendered":"The Somali Pirates and How to Win THAT War"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Somali pirates are so brave, because they deal with the US, EU, Chinese, etc. military.<\/p>\n<p>If the Americans wanted to win *this* war, they should send the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mpaa.org\/\">MPAA<\/a> and the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.riaa.com\/\">RIAA<\/a> to confront the pirates.<\/p>\n<p>Or, worst comes to worst, the Business Software Alliance. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bsa.org\/\">BSA<\/a> &#8211; either directly, or even better &#8211; through their Bulgarian counterpart.<\/p>\n<p>They would include the cases of kidnapped sailors and ships, in the so-called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.iipa.com\/2009_SPEC301_TOC.htm\">Special 301 Report<\/a>, and as a result, the Somali pirates will have to start using the ransom money to&#8230; pay Microsoft for licensed software!<\/p>\n<p>Guess who will be winning at the end?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Somali pirates are so brave, because they deal with the US, EU, Chinese, etc. military. If the Americans wanted to win *this* war, they should send the MPAA and the RIAA to confront the pirates. Or, worst comes to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.veni.com\/?p=1425\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[12,25],"tags":[37,163,64,76],"class_list":["post-1425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-in-english","category-usa","tag-bsa","tag-microsoft","tag-mpaa","tag-riaa"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.veni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.veni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.veni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.veni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.veni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1425"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.veni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1425\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.veni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.veni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.veni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}